Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Personal Trainers...ugh

Anyone who knows me knows my general stance on 98% of "personal trainers" out there. They mostly suck.

The dirty little secret is that personal trainers, largely, are a waste of money, particularly if your goal is merely to “get in shape.” They are glorified rep counters whose only real job is to make sure people show up and actually go through the motions. If you are someone with a disability or definitive need, you are better off seeing a physical therapist who can prescribe the necessary exercise and educate you in proper movement patterns to avoid aggravating the injury and to rehab what you do have.

If the goal is weight loss, diet will be the biggest factor, in which case a dietitian (well, one who actually knows what the fuck they’re doing) is needed more than a trainer. And even in that case, the bottom line on weight loss is not difficult – get enough protein, and keep calories in a deficit. That’s it.

Now, if you want to actually accomplish a physical goal, the necessity for a coach rises, depending on what it is you want to accomplish. If it’s merely “I want to run a marathon,” then the only requirements are sufficient money in your account to pay the entry fee and any travel, as well as a pair of shoes and clothes. Then you just need to build up enough work capacity and mental fortitude to endure the event. If the goal is a specific time, again, this is when a coach or trainer comes in handy. However, depending on just what that time is, you may be very well served to simply give it a go on your own, as there is nothing special required from a programming standpoint to run a 4 hour marathon. More power to you if you do, just know that it’s not a particularly great accomplishment.


So, after all this rambling, the point is this – know what you want to achieve, then seek out the right person to help you achieve it. If it’s weight loss, save your money and buy something from Lyle McDonald to learn how to set up a diet properly. If it’s an actual physical ability you want to get better at, seek out a coach who can get you there.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Be the Hero of Your Own Movie & Training Update



"The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short, but in setting our aim too low and achieving our mark." -Michelangelo

I know I'm guilty of this. Hiding behind fear, doubt, self-pity, and defining myself by my past mistakes. Telling others to be bold and brave while cowering in the corner. But how can I possibly tell my son to life his life with gusto and no fear if I'm not willing to do the same? I want to be a fucking superhero. To me, to my wife, to my son. I want to be someone I'm proud to look at in the mirror every day. And I'm not that right now. So I vow to change it. To fill my days with as much work toward my goals as I possibly can. To earn my downtime. To take big risks and fail regularly, only to get up and try again.

That doesn't mean I'll go about it like an idiot - planning and intelligent risk is still better than going at it like a damn kamikaze. But we're greater than we realize, if we're willing to earn it.

Friday 2/13
Squat - 275x1, 245x3x3, 275x5x3 in 15 minutes
Deadlift - 275 - 5x3, fatigue singles 315, 365, FAIL 405
Front squat - 135 - 2x20

Monday 2/16
Pullups - 14x3 in 15 minutes
Kroc rows - 100 - 35/arm
A. DB shrug - 90s - 20, 16, 13, 10
B. Far bar curl - bar +50 - 3x10 (I was still sore until yesterday from this)

Wednesday 2/18
Incline bench - 95x5, 115x4, 135x3, 155x2, 185x1, 205x1
A. Close-grip bench - 205 (75%) - 5x5
B. Face pulls - 5x30
DB military - 2 minutes b/w sets - 65s - 25, 10, 10
Band overhead tricep extensions - orange band - 3x12

Friday 2/20
Squat - 295x1, 255x3x3, 235x5x3 in 16 minutes
Deadlift from 1" deficit - 295x3x5, 345x1
Deadlift - double overhand with straps, touch and go - 315x8

Monday 2/23 (start of transmutation)
Cluster sets on squat & bench - 30 seconds between reps
Squat - 3x10 - 260 (78%)
Bench - 3x10 - 215 (78%)
1x15 each:
Yates row - 115
Band overhead tricep extension - orange
Cambered bar curl - bar +50
Ab wheel
Good morning - 115

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Training 2/11/15

Floor press - 95x5, 115x4, 135x3, 155x2, 185x1, 205x1, 225x1, 245x1
Close-grip bench - 195 - 5x5 superset with
Face pulls - 5x30
Incline bench - 2 mins b/w sets - 135 - 24, 12, 8
A. Lateral raises - 15s - 4x12
B. Pushdowns - gray band - 4x12

Went to the barbell for the 350 work, and holy hell did it kick my ass. Probably due to the greater range of motion on each rep. That said, it was good. Overall decent day.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Training 2/9/15

Pullups - 36 (12x3) in 15 minutes  - fewer than last time. Ugh.
T-bar row - 2 minutes between sets - 90 - 25, 15, 12
A. Trap bar shrugs - 200 - 4x25
B. Cambered bar curls - 60 - 4x12

Friday, February 6, 2015

Training 2/6/15

Squat - barx10, pause squat - 95x5, 135x5, 155x4, 185x3, 205x2, 225x1, 245x1, 275x1
Squat - 225 - 5x5 in 11:30
Deadlift from 1" deficit - 275 - 5x3
Dimel deadlifts - 135 - 2x20

Nothing special. 80%er. I did manage to really hammer keeping my lats engaged during the squat which made a pretty massive difference. I think that will help immensely going forward, provided I focus on it.

Training Program/Split

I thought I would "share" a pseudo-program/split I put together a few years back for a couple athletes (I use quotations around share because nobody will actually see it, but I digress). I'm not going to proclaim it the greatest thing since sliced bread, but I do think it is a very solid program. I'm constantly considering using it, but I'm making progress with what I'm doing right now, so I need to simply stay the course.

I put the program together when I was a bit naïve, and not completely informed as to the “hows” and “whys” behind some of the programming principles used by other coaches. However, it worked out OK, as I think it is still a solid program, and a solid split. In fact, while I will outline several variations, I think that the split itself can be used as a guideline for other templates.

Basically, I came up with it because I like full body training, especially for athletes. It’s what I cut my teeth on in the “strength and conditioning” industry, and as such, has largely been my go-to when programming for both myself and athletes. With that said, I’m not quite as sold on its superiority anymore, but I also think it is very much individual, and some people thrive on full body training, while others will do better with upper/lower splits.

I initially wrote it for athletes, however, I did not factor in and prescribe other training, such as sprinting, change of direction, jumping, med ball throws, etc. In hindsight, I should and would do that, and as such, it would greatly change the program in and of itself. That said, I think that the general theme can absolutely stay the same, merely massaging and changing some of the particulars to fit the situation.

You will also notice there is little to no overhead work. After reading some coaches I respect a lot, I’ve greatly reduced, and in some cases eliminated, overhead work for many of my athletes. If you feel that you are fine with overhead work, that’s fine. Simply plug it in on the pressing days.

Anyway, I wanted to marry the Westside tenets of exercise rotation and concurrent training of multiple qualities within the week, while still avoiding too much stress. Ergo, I did away with max effort lower body work, while still keeping max effort and rep effort work for the upper body. As well, in an effort to keep the body fresh for the lower body session on Friday (or whatever your day 3 is), I put only single-leg work on Wednesdays. This was also because I kept reading how important single-leg work is and wanted to include it, but didn’t feel that it needed to be as prominent as some think. I’m not going to say it’s not, but if you would rather simply do some bilateral lower body assistance work on that day, that is fine too.

I put the rep effort pulling on Monday with squatting because I feel like the back will be a bit too fatigued after deadlifting to really put forth its best work after. Obviously this doesn’t mean you can’t do it that way, but in my head, that’s the rationale and I think it’s sound.

I also wanted to get some heavy pulling in for the upper body, but it’s can be tough to do with traditional barbell exercises. Therefore, I simply use pullup variations as the max effort pulling work. If you want to figure up some heavy horizontal pulling, have at it, but try to choose some sort of chest-supported variation so that the low back doesn’t become the limiting factor. You could probably also use Pendlay rows if you want to use a barbell exercise.

There are many variations just within the way I originally wrote it, which I will outline, and then, as I will illustrate at the end, many variations thereof that you can make as offshoots.

So here’s the general template:

Day 1
Squat variation
A. Upper pull – rep effort
B. Upper push – modified rep effort
Ab wheel or other moderately heavy ab work

Day 2
A. Max effort pullup variation
B. Quad-dominant single-leg variation
A. Max effort press variation
B. Posterior chain single-leg variation
Ab wheel or other moderately heavy ab work

Day 3
Deadlift variation
A. Upper push – rep effort
B. Upper pull – modified rep effort
Ab wheel or other moderately heavy ab work

A few other notes:
-          I utilize a partial range of motion squat variant with a full or extra ROM deadlift variant, and vice versa. So if I have a front squat, I may use the trap bar deadlift (high handles), rack pull, etc. as the deadlift variation. If I’m using a parallel or higher box squat (because an ass-to-grass Olympic squat is my default squat), I’ll use low-handle trap bar deadlifts, deadlifts from the floor or a deficit, etc.
-          The rep effort work is pretty much always a body weight or dumbbell variation. If the athlete is pretty strong, we simply add weight to the body weight movements with chains or a weight vest if you have one. The modified rep effort work is usually a dumbbell movement. If you use a dumbbell variation for the rep effort work, choose a weight that you can get 20+ reps with.
-          The ab work is pretty much optional, though I would recommend you do it. That said, you can do lower-intensity ab work on the days between if you wish

Exercise selection – this is not a complete list

Squat
Olympic squat (I just call this a squat)
Front squat
Box squat (various heights)
Safety squat bar squat
Buffalo bar squat
Low bar squat
High bar squat
Change depth, foot positioning, etc.

RE pull
Pullups (palms facing away)
Chinups (palms facing toward you)
Neutral-grip chin-ups (palms facing each other)
Blast strap/TRX pullups
Blast strap/TRX inverted Rows
Blast strap/TRX inverted Rows, feet on bench
Barbell inverted rows
Barbell inverted rows, feet on bench
Kroc rows

RE press
Pushups
Barbell pushups
Feet-elevated pushups
Handstand pushups
Dips

ME pull
Same as RE

ME press
Any barbell pressing movement – change grip width, incline, etc.

Deadlift
Deadlift
Deadlift from deficit (no more than 2-3” max)
Trap bar deadlift
Low handle trap bar deadlift
Rack deadlift (various deadlift)
Elevated deadlift (on mats, blocks, etc.)
Snatch-grip deadlift
Stiff-leg deadlift
Stiff-leg deadlift from deficit
Stiff-leg deadlift from elevated surface
Sumo deadlift
Semi-sumo deadlift
Sumo rack deadlift (various heights)
Semi-sumo rack deadlift (various heights)

Where is the trap work? The gun show work? Direct shoulder/forearm/whatever else work? You can include it where you want. If you still have some “go” after the main stuff, throw it in at the end, otherwise it can be done on the days in between. Allow at least 1 full day between the heavy days. The other stuff can be done on those days.

Putting it together
So, let’s say you’ve decided, for the first 4 weeks, your exercises will be:
Squat – Parallel box squat
RE upper pull – blast strap inverted rows
Modified RE upper press – DB bench press

ME upper pull – weighted chin-ups
Quad dominant single-leg – walking lunges
ME press – close-grip bench
Posterior chain dominant single-leg – single-leg RDL

Deadlift – low-handle trap bar deadlift
RE press – barbell pushups
Modified RE upper pull – Yates rows

There are a few options for what to do with each slot, at least that I have come up with. I’m sure others could come up with more.

Main lower work (squat or deadlift variation) – Week 1 – 3x5, 3x3; Week 2 – 6x3, Week 3 – 8x3
If you want, simply choose your own weights for these lifts. This will allow you to push it as hard or moderate as you want to. If going moderate, you would probably want to be around a 7 or 8 on Mike Tuchscherer's RPE scale. Or, you may utilize percentages (which I like), which allows you to modulate the effort a bit more. While most will argue that you must go as heavy as possible on everything always, I believe, and KNOW, that that is not at all true. Submaximal weights are not only a method of getting stronger, but in many cases superior to maximal weights. In such a case, use a semi-conservative estimate for your maximum and simply progress from 70% in week 1, 75% in week 2, and 80% in week 3, with an option of working up to a non-psyched 1RM AFTER your 8x3 in week 3.

The RE work which follows the main work on Days 1 and 3, again, can be done a few different ways. The first way I have done it is to use a few warm-up sets of 10 reps, with a third all-out set, with the goal of beating your reps each week. An alternative would be to do your all-out set first, then utilize rep drop-offs (probably 20% per set) for each successive set. So if you get 25 on the first set, the second set would be 20 (25-20%), and the 3rd set would be 16 (20-20%). The modified rep effort work is done for 3-4 sets of 10-15 reps. I usually superset these two exercises as well.

The Day 2 exercises are usually 3x5 or 3x3 for the upper pull, and working up to a 5RM (week 1), 3RM (week 2), and 1RM (week 3) for the upper pressing movement.

Unlike some, I’m not married to any single “program” any more than I’m married to any single exercise or loading scheme. The fact is, different athletes, different situations, different sports, etc. all may dictate different programming approaches. With that said, I do think the aforementioned “program” provides a very solid framework and starting point from which we can create programs for those with different needs. For instance, if you are an athlete, and have to do sprint work, change of direction, energy systems development, explosive work, and so on, your weight work is secondary at best, if not tertiary. However, the template can still serve as a useful jumping off spot. Consider:

Day 1
Squat – moderate to heavy
Upper pull – RE
Upper push – modified RE

Day 2
Upper pull – heavy
Single leg quad dominant OR bilateral lower assistance
Upper push – heavy
Single leg posterior chain OR bilateral lower assistance

Day 3
Deadlift OR squat – moderate to heavy
Upper push – RE
Upper pull – modified RE

And any smaller/assistance work can be sprinkled in around it. I included an OR on day 3 due to the fact that some coaches do not use deadlifts with their athletes (I don’t either in some cases). In such a case, another squat day works fine. However, again, this is merely a 3 day template for weights, which certainly does not have to be followed. Some athletes have 4 days to lift, some only 2. In each case, a different program entirely is likely necessary.

Keep in mind also that “heavy” in such a case does not have to mean “maximal.” Athletes do not have to lift heavy to get stronger, and in many cases it may actually be detrimental. As such, something like the submaximal effort method may be of great use in those instances, because of the decreased stress it imparts on the athlete’s body and nervous system.


You could easily utilize something like 5/3/1 for your “big” lifts, or even a modified version if you so choose. Jumps and/or lower-body centric med ball throws on day 2 would probably be a good idea, too. The possibilities are endless.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Training 2/2/15 & 2/4/15

Didn't get Monday's up here yet, so I'll pool them together. Body weight is up to 204, though I'm putting on more fat than I'd like.

Monday
Bent-over row w/ pause at top - 65x10, 95x10, 115x10
Pendlay row - 135x5, 155x5, 185x5, 205x5x5
Band-assisted chinups - orange band - 2 mins b/w sets - 25, 12, 10
A. DB shrugs - 90s - 4x30 sec.
B. DB hammer curl - 30s - 4x12

Wednesday
Incline bench - 95x5, 115x4, 135x3, 155x2, 185x1, 205x1
SE close-grip bench - 180 - 5x6
Seated DB military press - 2 min b/w sets - 60s - 28, 12, 11
Chest-supported rear delt flyes - 5s - 100
Band pushdowns - orange - 130